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• 55% SILK. 45% COTTON

• LIGHTWEIGHT 55 G/M2  

• SOFT, VELVETY, SILKY, COMFORTABLE. PARADISE

• HAND ROLLED AND SILK STITCHED EDGE  

• LUXURIOUS VIBRANT ‘ET IN ARCADIA EGO’ GUERCINO MEMENTO MORI PRINT  

• LARGE 150 CM X 120 CM LANDSCAPE OBLONG SILHUIETTE  

• UNISEX  

• HAND-MADE IN ISTANBUL  

• LIVE. FIND SOMETHING TO DIE FOR 

A SCARF IS A CANVAS. A GREAT SCARF SIGNALS STATUS, DENOTES AFFILIATION, EXPRESSES BELIEF, AND SERVES AS A KICKASS TRIBAL WINK TO THOSE IN THE KNOW.   

THIS SCARF IS ELEGANTLY TOUGH AND BEAUTIFULLY STRONG. A GENEROUS SILK COTTON MEMENTO MORI, SAYING "POSTPONE NOTHING. BE PRESENT. BE HERE NOW." IN SHORT, TOO BAD YOU’RE GONNA DIE. IT’S A SCARF THAT WILL GET YOU LAID. IT’S A SCARF WORTH LIVING FOR.    

JUST IN CASE THE WHOLE MEMENTO MORI MOTIF DIDN'T GIVE IT AWAY, DEATH IS PRINTED SPANK IN THE MIDDLE OVER GUERCINO’S ‘ET IN ARCADIA EGO’ PRINT. THE SIDES ARE HAND ROLLED INTO A TIGHT AND TUBULAR EDGE AND THEN STITCHED WITH SILK THREAD BY HAND. THIS IS A SUMPTUOUS LARGE SOFT SILK COTTON CONSPIRACY THEORY, LAID OUT ON AN OBLONG SILHOUETTE. IT CAN TIE SEAMLESSLY AROUND EVERYTHING FROM YOUR NECK TO YOUR BELT LOOPS TO YOUR SADDLE BAG.    

REMEMBER THAT WARRIORS HAVE WORN SCARVES SINCE THE THIRD CENTURY. SPITFIRE PILOTS WON THE BATTLE OF BRITON WEARING SCARVES. JET FIGHTER PILOTS WEAR SCARVES. BIKERS WEAR SCARVES. RAPSCALLIONS WEAR SCARVES. HOOLIGANS WEAR SCARVES. VILLIANS WEAR SCARVES. LAURENCE OF ARABIA COULDN’T FIND A SCARF SO HE WORE SOMETHING SIMILAR ON HIS HEAD CALLED A KEFFIYEH. COWBOYS WEAR LITTLE SCARVES CALLED BANDANAS. SAILORS, SEAFARERS, FARMERS, AND MINERS, ALL OF THEM WEAR SCARVES. THE LIST GOES ON.    

SIMPLY PUT, REAL MEN WEAR SCARVES. REAL WOMEN WEAR SCARVES. REAL NON-BINARY PEOPLE WEAR SCARVES. REAL AGENDER, DEMI-GENDER, GENDER QUESTIONING, GENDER FLUID, GENDERQUEER, INTERGENDER, MULTI-GENDER, PANGENDER, TRANSGENDER, GENDER NEUTRAL AND GENDER NONCONFORMING PEOPLE WEAR SCARFS. REAL PEOPLE WEAR SCARVES.    

BOTTOM LINE: YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY SCARVES.      

• SOFT  

• SMOOTH  

• SAVAGE  

• LIVE IMMEDIATELY